Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden

1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass

by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024

King brown

A big penis of a brown coloured individual

“Look at this guys king brown”

by Jezzmaster February 24, 2024

Brown Nooner

Anal sex on your lunch break.

"Sean and I just had a brown nooner and now my asshole is sore."

by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024

Brown Kestrel

Climbing term; simalar to brown eagle. Where a climber on the rock face takes a poo whilst in a harness on belay.

Joel took a huge brown kestrel whilst climbing a 3 star classic face, leaving a brown streak down the wall and hitting his belayer. The stench was unbearable.

by Climbing slang February 28, 2024

Brown Willy

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear

“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”

by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024

brown baboony

a big black baboon that enjoys chicken and watermelon with his side of “dat grape koolaid”

well well well if it isn’t some brown baboonys l eating fried chicken

by the real ruckus 453 March 5, 2024

brown baboony

a big black baboon that enjoys chicken and watermelon with his side of “dat grape koolaid”

well well well if it isn’t some brown baboonys l eating fried chicken

by the real ruckus 453 March 5, 2024