africa black

somebody who so dark dey look like dey came frum tha mutha land

girl 1: he cute
girl 2: yuh but he africa black

by KolorfullKlothes June 6, 2010

small black child

An extremely large shit that both felt like birth when it came out, and made you a proud single mother. It is the product of impulsive action and a chipotle burrito the size of a black dick.

After the wurst festival, Charles excused himself to deliver a small black child in the unisex toilet at the nearest 7-11.

by Allierace November 25, 2014

3rd degree black lip

A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.

Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)

by k2kate January 28, 2009

pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.

I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004

Albino Black Man

Albino Black is not to be confused with an afro-albino. Albino Black Man is the darkest man to ever live, being forged in the heart of the sun before earth had life. Although Albino Black Man is the darkest man ever, he appears to be a white person due to his albino condition. Having been born in the heart of the sun, he possesses multiple advantages. His full range of abilities is unknown to all except Albino Black Man. He was seen to alter molecular structures to form gold, he can the ability to alter gravitational fields, and has been known to use telepathy. There are also unsubstantiated rumors Albino Black Man is not alone. There may be others.

Albino Black Man is the champion of all people except Haitians because they don't contribute anything but mangoes and AIDS.

by Beerninja December 12, 2007

is it because i'm black?

yes

is it because i'm black? either that or it's because your a fag

by penislolxxx December 28, 2011

wear black about it

to still be preoccupied, sad, yearning, or nostalgic about something.

A wreckless driver ran over my dog when I was 5 years old, and I still wear black about it.

by Tarps February 16, 2009