Power Cock-Blocker

Actively cock blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. Not to be mistaken for regular cock blocking which is done passive aggressively. This form of cock blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said cock blocker. Sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don't get laid.

How is it possible that you are such a power cock-blocker that you made sure i didn't get laid on my own wedding night?

by Sweedo VonDoubie March 9, 2010

Coffee Cock Block

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.

Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.

by jbnewengland June 15, 2010

Cock Shaped Mouth

Any individual, generally female, whose mouth is shaped and designed primairly for the insertion of male genitals. The shape, size, and controlled contortions of said aperture can all lend themselves to its defining as a 'cock shaped mouth'.

"She's got a stupid cock shaped mouth on her...... I could see how it would be appealing when drunk"

"That cum dumpster has a serious cock shaped mouth"

by Twanker94 May 18, 2012

tequila cock blast

When mid way through an anal sex session the man pulls out leaving a gaping hole. He quickly pours in a shot of tequila and rams back in shooting the tequila all over both participants.

Man, I had to run to the liquor store quick last night because my girl wanted a tequila cock blast and you drank all the Cuervo.

by Steevo Jolly August 2, 2019

cock lock maneuver

When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.

Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....

by J Man123 November 6, 2013

Cock and Ball Torture

The most euphoric experience one can ever have. The universes most divine pleasure is bestowed upon those who permit in this behaviour. One can only truly find pleasure once they receive {Cock and Ball Torture.

I was given cock and ball torture by jack Cordell and I reached a state of ecstasy so great that my scrotum burst.

by I hate cordells March 10, 2019

sucked cock to the top

A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.

Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"

Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."

by Hugginold Bear June 19, 2007