by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK
'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?
by masterworks October 23, 2020

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.
by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

by SigmaYSW August 3, 2025

by sxetin March 8, 2023

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
