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winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.
Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did
by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016
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Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011
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monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK
'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?
by masterworks October 23, 2020
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blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.
Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.
by WashYourPits June 25, 2019
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Blue Monkey

Ts is a nickname that Gasely uses to describe YSW
by SigmaYSW August 3, 2025
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national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day
by sxetin March 8, 2023
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Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch
“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey
by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
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