Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.

These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.

by xthexjessx April 19, 2018

Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds

I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.

by David_jason May 26, 2016

Jack

Jack is the light of my life he is the best thing that’s ever been mine

I love jack forever and always

by Urmomsdom April 13, 2022

jack

bit weird has a 4k colour camera hidden in ruby's bedroom

p.s. partial to the phrases fuck me sideways and spank my ass and call me Suzie

what the fuck jack why are you in my room when i am sleeping

by ohyoualreadyknow201 October 25, 2020

Jack Connolly

Jack Connolly is a top tier name

Jack Connolly stop pissing on the dog

by NameDotor February 27, 2021

Jack

Jack is a nice person and is literally the ONLY person IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL that will want to help you. NO MATTER HW FUCKING HARD ARE HOW EVER LONG A JACK WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT.

wow I need a jack to help me

by quack jack S November 18, 2021