Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"
by Audrey Hepburn Bitches November 15, 2015
by FahQuewDewd April 06, 2021
When you blackmail a person of male origin who does not want to be tattled on, so they prepare their schlong, nads, and sphincter for destruction by getting on their hands and knees with the legs spread while the perfectly angled foot of the extortionist (usually a smarter, older sister) football kicks the entire region into oblivion.
Sis - "I'm going to tell dad you broke his favorite tool!" Little bro - "NO, PLEASE DON'T!" Sis - "5 weenie-butt kicks and I won't." Little bro - *gets on hands and knees* Sis - "OOONNEEE!... TWOOOO!..." Little bro - *nads already gone from 2 weenie-butt kicks*
by omn1p0tent October 23, 2018
When a man prevents another human from relieving their bowels by inserting his penis into their anus.
Hey guys, my girlfriend tried to give me a Cleveland steamer last night but instead I surprised her with a Louisiana Butt Plug
by Bayou Boy October 31, 2018
My butt is red: So when I was a 8th grader dick gave me a big wedgie he just yanked my underwear so hard and so tightly that IT HURT then dick gave me. A hanging wedgie a few hours later
by AHoof March 11, 2022
The ballerina butt fuck is a sex position where the female spins on one foot on the male's erect penis like a ballerina while the female's ass is shaking in a manner that makes the male excited. After doing this, the female can go in 2 different ways, the female can either jump and land on the penis so is goes into the butt and the fucking continues normally. Or, you can jump towards the male's face, spread your legs in midair and land onto the face. If done correctly, this can be a Mortal Kombat finishing move.
Male: Hey, want to do The ballerina butt fuck?
Female: Sure.
Male: If you break my face with your ass, ima eat it.
Female: Sure.
Male: If you break my face with your ass, ima eat it.
by The stoopid guy August 13, 2019
Sticky to moderately wet feelings about the anus within a four-inch radius; directly related to doubts concerning whether a person has maybe shit their pants a little bit or has some kind of "butt leak". Those affected often experience symptoms including: anxiety, confusion, apprehension, inhibition, sudden loss of social-confidence, uncertainty towards whether their pants contain a "sticky-icky" mud-like substance. Victims often can be reassured by going to the bathroom and administering a "wipe-check". This courtesy-wipe can go one of two ways: 1) the toilet paper is unsoiled indicating a clean (yet sweaty) anus, or 2) the toilet paper is stained with a wet, sticky, muddish feces that must be removed if the victim is to return to their natural, unafflicted state.
After consuming his morning cup of hot coffee Greott walked to class only to discover he suddenly had Sticky-Icky Mud Butt. He knew that Sticky-Icky Mud Butt could be social suicide if recognized by his peers and that he may be in danger of being labeled "the smelly kid" or a person that "shits his pants". Having experienced this form of ostrification before he quickly went to the bathroom, hung his backpack on the back of the door, pulled down his pants and proceeded to wipe his butt-crack from the bottom up, observing the toilet paper for signs of sticky-icky mud. Thankfully the toilet paper was "clean" indicating moist feelings caused by heavy perspiration about the anus not a form of butt leak. "Probably caused by the hot coffee" he giggled to himself, and went back to class with the buoyancy back in his step.
by Party Crashers October 12, 2009