Jack Papernick

He is the gayest guy you will ever meet. He only has one tiny whit ball, and his cock is less than 1 mm long.

No one wants to fuck a Jack Papernick.

by 123ffj123 September 20, 2018

Jack Tripper

noun

\ ˈjak \ \ ˈtri-pər \

Definition

A person who is notorious for feeling guilty about masturbating.

Why’d you and John break-up?

Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.

by anonymous March 28, 2022

jack wack

A stupid asshole who likes to stand on trucks then put it on a billboard

Tell that jack wack to get off the truck *Gordon McKernan*

by The funny maker😂 May 22, 2018

pump jacking

When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole

Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad

by Jack deznuts October 22, 2019

jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017

Jack

Someone who is a bird, or has bird like qualities.

Did you see them over there? They are like jack.

by Alanko99 December 16, 2020

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 18, 2008