Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.

by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010

Brown Eye

When you pull your ass out and show them your asshole

Bro He just gave you the brown eye

by Nz Slang Gang October 5, 2020

The Antonio Brown

When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.

He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.

by Meowboo1 July 14, 2022

Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.

This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.

by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011

brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)

My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer

by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

brown waterbottle

looks like shit but preppy people have them

karinas brown watterbottle is so ugly

brown waterbottle

by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022

Brother Brown

Professional slop boy. First person drunk at every party. Has an unresistable hankering for Fireball whiskey. Can be identified at any social gathering with a white nike baseball cap.

Man, you are looking worse than brother brown right now!

by mochaface May 23, 2014