Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

Zesty Friend

he is that type of friend jokingly violate you in ways you never knew existed, yet being a best friend who is there for you, he/she will commit unimaginably illegal crimes and actions against you, yet it's enjoyable..

My zesty friend illegally violated me in ways i never knew could be done!!! please help me.

by cennycoastsigma May 1, 2025

Friend Bag

A full condom.

I left you a friend bag inside of you.

by mrbumpsbenis May 8, 2025

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

Your willingness to reach out to other people, both at work and in your private life, will determine what kind of year this is going to be. Just because friends and loved ones and work colleagues are demanding does not mean you cannot get alongu<.7.7.9.6.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?

When you don't know something or someone so you just say "it's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

"What kind of mineral is this?"
"It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

by Scyroo May 12, 2025

National Send Your Friends a Nude Day

A day in which people are highly incouraged to send a nude picture to their friends. Takes place on may 13 every single year.

Hey man, its national send your friends a nude day, you wanna celebrate?

by Jallen45 May 12, 2025

Friend Inside Me

A music gag/remix made by Toby Fox which came from Randy Newman's Toy Story song "You've got a Friend in me" which is rearranged to make Randy Newman repeatedly sing, "Friend Inside Me".

PERSON 1 Have you seen the new fanmade deltarune chapter?
PERSON 2 I got a friend inside me after watching this.

by djangoman7 May 17, 2025