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When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.
Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!
by DrW8ty February 13, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently using, why are you looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary anyways? What's the point? Stop wasting your time!
You: hmmmmm,what is "Urban Dictionary"
SEARCH GOOGLE GOOGLE
You: That's what I'm doing right now!!!!
by PudgeThePotatoSaysMoo November 7, 2018
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urban dictonary

a website where people say things are related to sex even though they are not and give meaningless definitions
guy 1: i just made a definition on urban dictonary guy 2: is it nsfw related? guy 1: its urban dictonary..
by lavat May 17, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

Dictionary voted on by completely random people with several incorrect definitions and words
by sadbish March 2, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is an online crowdsourced dictionary that contains user-submitted definitions for slang terms, phrases, cultural references, and niche jargon. It serves as a platform where users can submit their own interpretations of words and phrases, often with humorous or informal explanations. While it can be a valuable resource for understanding contemporary language and cultural trends, it's important to approach entries with a critical eye, as they may reflect individual perspectives, biases, or simply be jokes. Additionally, the site is known for its wide range of content, from insightful explanations to nonsensical or offensive entries, so users should exercise discretion when browsing.
When I heard my friends using a new slang term, I immediately looked it up on Urban Dictionary to get the scoop on what it means.
by 4uffin May 14, 2024
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Urbanized

A term thats Urbanized is a term that has been transformed into a similiar definition that can misguide people about it's actuall definition. This mostly happens in a debate
Person 1: "Dude no, it means <defintion>"
Person 2: "No, where did you get that"
Person 1: "Urban dictionary"
Person 2: "Oh, you have been using Urbanized definition, bruh"
by ImHereToProveAPoint November 21, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A place where you can write a shitty definition about a shitty topic. (This definition is a good example.)
Hey kid, wanna write bad definitions online but got banned from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica? Join Urban Dictionary TODAY!
by OnionyMoaning May 26, 2017
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