at this time

"at this time" is what you hear when someone at Publix is politely telling you NO. There is never going to be a future time, so deal with it.

"Printed and digital coupons are not redeemable through Instacart at this time." "We are not able to issue rain checks for out of stock products at this time." "Hi John, we do not have any information on this at this time."

by Lord_Flatulence June 22, 2022

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

Time Capsule

Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints

yo dude i dug up my time capsule

wash your hands you imbecile

by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Waste Time

Trump himself invoked the Epstein client list and insinuated that Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew were involved in some wayand they said their were thousands of victims. How are their thousands of victims but no perpetrators?

Hym "Waste time? You said there was a sex island and the fucking camera went down right before he supposedly killed himself. What the fuck are you talking about? Nonononono don't just scapegoat Pam Bondi. Don't say it was her. Trump said it was a cesspool and invoked Prince Andrew. Where are these thousands of victims? Aside from the one that just killed herself recently. Like, what the fuck happened with the one that killed herself? Maybe if the media did something other than fein ignorance the government would have a harder time getting away with shit like this. And now he wants to pardon Maxwell? For what? What is she even I prison for in the first place?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

It's Pizza Time

A phrase that can either cause fear or hunger - depending on what the listener interprets.

Definition 1:
A movie scene of Peter Parker delivering pizza declaring "Pizza time."

Definition 2:

A phrase declaring you are hungry and want to eat pizza.

Definition 3:
A timed sequence in which you escape a crumbling level in the game Pizza Tower before a floating pizza kills you.

Person 1:
Hey Person 2, I think It's Pizza Time.

Person 2 (a pizza tower fan):
oh god OH FUCK

by kittybeanbag June 8, 2023