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Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019
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Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.
These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.
by xthexjessx April 19, 2018
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Jack

Jack is... where do I start. A lot of jacks have small things in common but one Jack is different. Jack is a person you should be friends with. He ALWAYS trys to make people happy, even if he’s not on the best terms with them. Sometimes he tries not to show his feelings but you can tell it hit him hard. When you see this jack upset all you want to do is squeeze him as tight as possible! Jack will always be open for hugs and supports you and tries to make the situation better. He makes sure each side get there say. He cares deeply about his friends and always will be there. When he’s not there you’ll feel like there’s a massive hole of empty. Jack might have had a tough past but it seems to just get brighter and brighter. Hold on to a Jack no matter what.
by Aim7002 October 11, 2019
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Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds
I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.
by David_jason May 26, 2016
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Jack

Jack is the light of my life he is the best thing that’s ever been mine
by Urmomsdom April 13, 2022
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Jack Helsby

AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, THE MANS A SICK CUNt(and owns axolotl)
Jack helsby is hot
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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Jack

Jack is a loyal guy. He is shy but such a hottie. When he has a crush he keeps it to himself and might tell his closest friends. He is usually afraid to stop made fun of but at the same time he isn’t. He has the most comfortable hoodies. Once you are his he will love you right. If you have a jack in your life keep him close
Jack:so I like this one girl but I’m to scared to tell her
John: tell her, it’s so worth it
by Maddirose1344 November 2, 2019
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