you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

by Random3 December 23, 2009

Today you, tomorrow me

From the spanish "hoy por tí, mañana por yo", it is used to "justify"acts of kindness toward strangers.

Thanks for helping me with my flat tire. Please accept this $50 as a token of my gratitude.
No need. Today you, tomorrow me

by Rahxephon000 December 22, 2010

Dala what you must!

Do what you feel is best, what makes you happy. You do you! (A relatively new piece of South African slang)

*Tristan asks what colour he should choose*
Morgan replies, "Dala what you must!"

by TADPOOL September 6, 2016

You should tell that at parties.

Sarcastic reply to a lame story or bad joke.

Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."

Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."

by JRBizzle November 7, 2010

when are you coming back?

It's a question asked to a person who is away, intended to know he/she shall be returning.

Dad: Son, you have been staying at your friend's place for a month now, when are you coming back?

Son: I know Dad, I will come back as soon as the exams are over.

by El boy wa vuwani November 16, 2013

do you get me

A query you ask someone after stating a joke that they don't get

Louis: "hey sophie did you hear that half life 3 comes out february 29th, 2019"
Sohpie: "oh wow that's awesome"
Louis: "sophie do you get me 2019 doesn't have a february 29th"

by buy me free games October 8, 2018

giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

by leaf337 April 30, 2015