Nut Gut

A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.

Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.

by RealTalkGirl2020 March 8, 2020

Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face

Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard

by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019

Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.

"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"

by Royalb101 April 19, 2018

nut sniffer

When a dude sniffs his or someone else's nuts, this can be only described by the gods.

Did you see that guy, he must be a nut sniffer.

by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

nuts

two big delicious things that sag at the bottom of your penis. men and women alike love to suck on these just because theyre so good.

Jodi: Damn he's really going at it.
John: Yeah, this man whore loves my big juicy nuts.

by nutsucker4000 July 9, 2022

Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020