Jack portato

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.
You are such a Jack portato
by Mr Gdem September 09, 2022
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jack ludlam

aoifes soulmate
jack ludlam is aoifes soulmate 🍩😉
by aoifeludlam June 06, 2023
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Jack and Jive

To have a foursome.
"Let's have a foursome." "Are you ready to jack and jive?"
by Uchtdt September 13, 2023
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Jack Fitzpatrick

The Most Handsome Bravest Man Alive,
If You See Him Angry You Should Run.
"Oh No Its Jack Fitzpatrick!"
"OH NO RUN"
by UnfairerMean4 February 25, 2022
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jack miothe

Jack miothe is the name of a man who's name when pronounced sounds like you're saying "jack me off"

You found this because someone got you ;)
"HEY, did you hear about Jack miothe?"

"NO, who is that?"

"Ha."
by Theguywhotrickedyou>:D December 17, 2022
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Jack Burstall

Left handed

Sweat at gravity and wants to get the highest score
Best chess player in the world

And an adorable koala
Jack Burstall likes eucalyptus trees.
by Fjfdjgsrijogrejiogreioj November 11, 2020
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Jack Strike

A particularly vicious type of sucker punch in which the attacker instantly charges or springs up immediately with a hard punch, slap, shove or other blow done with little to no hesitation or warning to it’s victim. Often an instant K.O., a jack strike can come from either standing, sitting, or lying down positions.
Inmate1: Get the fuck up and fi-
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence
by NeonMirror October 08, 2021
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