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Franklin Central High School

There is always something happening over at FCHS. The common sights are stoners stealing red plastic lunch trays, Antonio and his friend back at it again stealing a bathroom door from the women’s restroom, and the marching band kids literally sleeping in the Guard room or the band locker room with the instruments. Of all the things that happen at FC, there’s no doubt at least a third of it is related to drugs. One year a techie was hanging up rigging for the spring musical and almost fell to their death when the floor plating shifted leaving a hole in the skywalk. Less than half way into the year there have been 3 drug busts also someone was kicked off the bus and had the police called on them a few seasons ago for trying to bring a colour guard rifle on the bus. They were later almost tackled by the school police after driving to school because the bus refused to take them. Once me and a friend of mine may or may not have let a rabbit lose in the school and have yet to find it; however we have found a total of 7 mice in this year alone as well as 2 bats. Also there’s a blowjob hallway.
“Where are you getting all this piping hot tea sis?”
“Oh just the no sleep school known as Franklin Central High School.”
by phobetor._ September 30, 2018
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george jenkins high school

A school filled with pot heads and annoying freshman. the bathrooms are made for juuls and the teachers don’t gaf as long as you wear your ID. Everyone that goes there is a fien
girl: you go to george jenkins high school?
boy: yea
girl: oh haha how much for a cart?
by swel23 June 28, 2019
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Lake Fenton High School

Home of the vape gods, suspensions left and right, full of rich white preppy kids driving their daddy’s cars. Everyone thinks they are hood. Freshman with higher body counts then seniors. And a kids who punch cops and get arrested.
by TH3_CH3M1ST June 9, 2019
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Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
by rab weisel February 7, 2019
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Sacred Heart High School

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends
Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.
by Cheesy Chowder April 13, 2020
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High School Quarterback Syndrome

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.
#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense
by DaMacAttacc April 6, 2012
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South Windsor High School

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.
student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo
by CtDude7 January 19, 2012
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