CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 28, 2025

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

Timmy tough nuts

Someone whose passive aggressive who wont say shit to your face but will type shit on social

Fuckin timmy tough nuts over here wont look me in the eyes butl'll talk behind a screen

by Yaint shit son November 06, 2020

Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster

Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?

by Cobblershlobber August 13, 2020

Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns

Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts

by AWEYEAH May 13, 2017

Tall-nut

(Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.

Get a load of that Tall-nut loving, weirdo!

by The Boxers Enjoyer September 26, 2023

Nut-to-night ratio (NNR)

The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone

My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week

by The giant worm August 10, 2022