Douche monkey 

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

Douche monkey by Dalyena October 26, 2015

morse monkey 

Someone in the armed forces who made a living out of listening to morse code

I used to be a morse monkey.

morse monkey by candle12 February 2, 2016

grumpy monkey 

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

grumpy monkey by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

north monkey 

Disgusting Canadian filth

Friend: Hey man how was your trip to Toronto?
Me: Eh it was okay just a ton of fuckin North Monkeys

north monkey by Saucy_Gorbachev April 26, 2016

sweet monkey balls 

A expression to show general joy.

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!

sweet monkey balls by SupahNautical May 1, 2016

Mack-Monkey 

A male who's good at talking to women, but it's all a front...as soon as the female takes the bait, and seems interested, he runs.

I think that guy's a Virgin, really...watch him a play "Mack-Monkey" with that girl at the bar...then run.

Mack-Monkey by BarnabyWilde September 19, 2016

share monkey 

Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey

Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero

share monkey by Rod Clements September 7, 2016