Jack Hemsley

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.

Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.

by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019

jack cappiello

brown eyes, tall, go check out his youtube @ potatoebrotatoe

jack cappiello is kewl

by jualiajdak May 4, 2018

faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012

jack buchan

Usually the sort of person to get carried on the world-wide phenomenon “Fortnite”

Fuck sake Jack Buchan’s knocked again

by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018

Jack

A little ginger midget who's smaller then his younger brother jacks are also extremely horny

Your so horny your name should be jack

by Michael cheese December 21, 2018

Jack Rabbit

When you're going m4a1 fast on a girl .

I'm bout to 360 jack rabbit this bitch 👌

by Anal Finger Banger November 2, 2018

Jack

A Boy that shouts Fuck at his TV if he looses a game of Fortnite.

@PappaJackii

Is that Jack over there, Don,t mess with that Guy.

by PappaJackii May 5, 2020