Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .

#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.

by Gazcap June 3, 2024

A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.

I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.

by meadowpondsfantasy October 9, 2024

Doing a Cal

When you're too cooked and sleep in, miss your alarm and end up late for work

I've had a massive night out getting on it on a school night... I went to bed in the early hours of the morning and now I've woken up to realise that I've slept in and now I'm late for work... I finally get to work and all my who were good enough to make it to work on time tell me that I've 'done a cal'! sleeping in is defined as 'Doing a Cal'

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Doing a Regan

Stabbing your pussy with a crucifix while you say atrocities

"Look what she is doing, the whore of your daughter"
"Lmao she's doing a Regan

by rombo-ruina November 14, 2022

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

Do The Two

The act of taking a dump.

Johnny:Yo! I’m going to go Do The Two, BRB!
Ren: Ew! No need to be so graphic!

by theboatofra December 8, 2020

Doing A Zuzu

Buckling so hard it's not even called buckling anymore.

p1-"Have you booked our accommodation yet?"
p2-"Nah, I'm gonna wait 24hrs before the event bro."
p1-"No way you're doing a zuzu again!"

by Shwanz September 27, 2023