rick friend

someone who thinks they are badass, cold, and heartless, but they are not.
the term "rick" comes from rick sanchez from rick and morty, known for being extremely intelligent albeit heartless

"friends refer to me as the rick friend because i'm smart and all I do is talk shit about everything"
"being a cold person makes the world seem colder"

by buzzerr June 16, 2024

physic friend fredbear

Just a friendly stalker who is also a FREDBEAR PLUSH?!

Physic Friend Fredbear: "Tomorrow is another day."

by Glitch-Bitch July 3, 2021

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

That one gay friend

The very gay sexy friend who is also very kinky and love women<33

Oh it’s that one gay friend: she’s not actually gay tho

by Gay friend September 5, 2021

Toxic Friend

Vanessa

Oh that girl Vanessa over there...fakest and just a toxic friend. Never liked her

by Gingerousity March 31, 2019

Friend

Friends are just people you can get to carry things sometimes

“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”

by wenchhh November 25, 2021

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010