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iPad Kid

A child likely between the ages of 4-7 who have an iPad with Cheeto dust with soda or juice stainscovered on it , and camp on Roblox games like Jailbreak, Mad City, etc, They don’t go places, They go ballistic when the iPad gets taken away, they are socially deprived, they don’t touch grass, they watch CocoMelon on blast, they have the volume up all the way, and they cough LOUD AF.
iPAD KiDS RUIN JAILBREAK BY CAMPING.

Bro my sister is an iPad kid.

Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.

Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.

What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?
by Shæt March 28, 2024
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4 kids

Good! That'll speed up humanity's descent into madness.
Hym "No, the Nazi ideology didn't come from a nebulous political atmosphere. Who was it that said 'We are the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland-er- HOLY land.' Who was it that SAID EXACTLY THAT... FIRST!? Where did it come from? Who said THAT EXACT THING? THE EXACT THING THAT HITLER SAID? Oh and fuck your 4 kids bitch what even ARE you? Greek-Hispanic? Gross. Fuck em in the faaace!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Leave the kids alone

Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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green screen kid

A person that makes low effort videos on YT shorts by plastering their face on another short (content theft)
Person 1: Hey dude look at my video
Person 2: I saw that short somewhere before. Don't be a green screen kid.
by Nintencat April 1, 2024
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little kid anymore

by Mr.Potato542 June 21, 2021
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the kid that has no friends

Girl 1 "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that will?"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"
by urmumgaekid June 21, 2021
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Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc
Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"
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