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shit lip

(verb) the act of putting fecal turd matter on one's finger while friends are getting victom to smile. Once victim is smiling the shit lipper wipes the turd matter on the victim's teeth.
Dave totally gave me a "shit lip" in the locker room. I need to get this shit off my teeth.
by Chad Morrison August 8, 2006
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quantum shit

something amazing, awe-inspiring, or really really cool. implemented by The GI
Man, that is some quantum shit!
by JennyLi September 6, 2005
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shit balls

a slang term used when one is pissed off or makes a mistake.
brennan: hey greg can you get me a glass of water?
greg: sure man...(drops glass)...oh fuck! SHIT BALLS.
Brennan: what happened?
Greg: dropped the glass
by dirty dreg March 31, 2009
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Shit Stirrer

Description of a person who has absolutly no purpose in life. So they set out their own goal to shit on other people and take others for granted in the process.
He just couldn't stop shit stirring. Matt would say what he felt. Then that PRICK came along and twisted his truth. That Jackass is a proper Shit Stirrer.
by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015
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stupid shit

Something to call your friends when their being dumb or funny.
Hehe, u stupid shit!
or
god ur a stupid shit!
or just plain
Stupid Shit!!
by Jessica (jelly) July 5, 2004
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Shit the bed

Means something went terribly wrong.
Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."
by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010
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No shit, Einstein!

A very sarcastic way to say that someone says a stupid line.
Frits: Beer is f*cking good.
Henk: No shit, Einstein!
by SAJEMA August 15, 2006
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