Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog
It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at
It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at
by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025
Get the Monkey Dogmug. Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
by MFBlu May 2, 2024
Get the Textbook Monkeymug. The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?
Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school
Max: fine ill do it myself
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok
3 minuets later
Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.
Max: ok
*throws banana*
Monkey: ouch
Max: WTF
(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change
by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014
Get the monkey pigeonmug. 
When an individual jumps around or over something or someone to avoid exposure to a nasty situation.
At the Taj Mahal in India, AP1 had to go full monkey in the men’s bathroom to avoid contact with people sleeping on the floor in urine and others taking a standing bath in the sink.
by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025
Get the Full Monkeymug. a monkey with an ass
by Stinky Cheeks April 3, 2021
Get the ass-monkeymug.