Cheese tooth

A cheese tooth is like a sweet tooth. Except that instead of liking sweets, you like cheese and cow products.

Steve: Mmmmmmmm, cheddar cheese sandwich.

Al: Dude, you have a cheese tooth.

by CynderFanclub March 13, 2024

Cheese tooth

A cheese tooth is like a sweet tooth, except it's cheese instead of sweets. You like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.

Steve: Mmmmmmm. Cheese.

*eats cheddar.

Dave: You have a cheese tooth.

Steve: It ain't easy being cheesy!

by CynderFanclub March 14, 2024

Cheese tooth

It's like sweet tooth, except you like cheese instead of or in addition to sweets. A cheese tooth means you like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.

Steve: Mmmmmm, cheese.

*eats cheddar cheese.

Dave: You have a cheese tooth.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 15, 2024

hot honey cream cheese

Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.

"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."

by roxxy403 March 16, 2024

Cheese tooth

It's when you like cheese. Eating more cheese leads to stronger teeth. Plus, it's delicious. Cheese tooth is when you like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.

Steve: Mmmmmm, cheese.

*eats cheese.

Dave: Steve. You have a cheese tooth.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Neck Cheese

When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.

Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"

Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"

by Cum glaze megga cum glaze March 20, 2024

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024