facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.

Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

leather face mask

When an old woman with no teeth performs oral sex

Man Mildred gave me the best leather face mask last night

by GODFATHER013 December 9, 2013

place on my face

to give or receive cunnilingus or fellatio- eat pussy or give a blow job

"My gf put her place on my face last night and I sent her to heaven".

by PBG April 23, 2008

So's ya face

So's ya face, abreviated from 'So is your face' can be used to comeback any insult in any situation. It's origins are the comedy Scrubs. But has now spread through the UK and is highly effective at confusing those of low intellect during their attempts of ripping.

Punk: "I'll smash you in!"
You: "So's ya face."
Punk: "Wha....."

Beware getting into the IQ -10 paradox

A: "(insult)"
B: "So's ya face"
A: "Ya mum"
B: "So's ya mum's face"
ect...

by Ian_ September 19, 2008

Nigga Face Bear

slang for homie. used when praising a friend. A person a part of 25 to life. Created by D block and Homacide.

"Whos a nigga face bear, you's a nigga face bear."

by JpiZz0 October 27, 2007

bold face lie

A bold face lie occurs when someone is bold enough to lie to your face, eventhough it's obvious the person is lying.

Shaniqua told her man, Tyrone, a bold face lie when she said the baby was his. It was obvious the child was by a white man--it had blonde hair and blue eyes.

by Senica Harris August 3, 2006

Mashed Potato Face

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.

Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.

by Pittsburgh Slim April 21, 2008