Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

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nut palace

When a woman take multiple loads in her lower regions and as the semen drips out, the man knights her vagina with his circumsized penis. Increasing her status from whore.

“Hey, did you show Kaydyn what the Nut Palace is?”
“Yeah, she wanted to be more than friends with benefits.”

by The Drunk Foreman November 27, 2022

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Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016

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