National ask your crush out

On September 5th ask out your crush and its okay if they rejects you

National ask your crush out day on September 5th

by Dkfjfnfb September 5, 2021

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National Josh Day

Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.

Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"

Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"

Josh:"It's National Josh day.."

Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"

by Josh's Mother <3333 May 26, 2022

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National tall day

September 2 everyone that is taller than 5’5 gets $5 from the little people

National tall day People shorter than 5’5 have to give up $5 to people that are taller than 5’5

by Keep in check September 2, 2020

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National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith

Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?

by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022

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rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

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