Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.

Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine”

*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year”

by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025

Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine”

*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year”

by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025

shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied

brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting

by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009

multi-texting

Texting two or more people at the same time, as evidenced by a noticible lag in reply time.

Guy: So what are you plans 4 today?
5 minutes later...
Guy: Hello, are you gonna answer? Are you multi-texting?

Girl: Duh, I have other friends u know

by TinkerToys8 May 20, 2009

Brown Text

When you accidently send a text to someone that was meant to go to someone else.

Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"

Kyle: "wtf?"

Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."

Kyle: "oh. Its cool."

by KLStokes January 20, 2010

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010