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Monkeying

by BiGkAnGaRoO02 April 26, 2019
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spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
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monkey

mike is such a monkey
by 0nlym0nkey April 5, 2023
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Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
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Soul Monkey

A term used to describe a soul reaper in type soul
by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 23, 2024
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monkey

a black dwarf that throws shit at people
a monkey is at my door
by monkler June 7, 2022
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Meat Monkey

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
by Tweak-er March 5, 2022
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