crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt

yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt

by mother gosling April 16, 2020

Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022

Yeez Nuts

What you say when something unlucky happens to you.

Stefan: "My bitch cheated on me last night."
Zach: This do be a yeez nuts moment."

by Zodiac Zach September 26, 2021

Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.

"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"

by Royalb101 September 09, 2017

lose my nut

To have a great day and enjoy yourself.

Hi, how are you?
Oh you know, imma lose my nut

by BiggerDickDaddy July 02, 2018

Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun

Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!

by Nutman the God October 04, 2022

BIG FAT UGLY NUTS

something that is very similar to a lolipop

i like to suck people's big fat ugly nuts

by deyan big boi May 03, 2022