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the battle of ni and pog to get ggers

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po: I DECLARE THE LAND OF GGERS IS MINE BY THE ALLPOWERFUL DECLARATION OF THIS TREATY OF LAND
ni: WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE NATION OF PO, WE ARE MUCH GREATER THAN YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS
po: WE SHALL BEGIN THE BATTLE OF NI AND POG TO GET GGERS
-world war 3 starts-
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
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Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.
Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there
by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021
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Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.
Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.
by You don't know me, honestly January 31, 2018
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get your grown man on

To get busy with your lady i.e. to have sexual intercourse but call it something much more manly.
I'm bout to get my grown man on.

Quit being a faggot and get your grown man on!
by cake-etiquette December 20, 2008
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get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
by NINerd January 17, 2009
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National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day

National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!
Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food”

Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking
by Speckles221 November 2, 2019
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