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The Friendship Paradox 

when you and your friends have this friend that thinks he's the shit and make the decisions for everyone while you and your guys prefer the other friend who thinks that he knows what he's talking about and thinks he gets it better than you. but later you realize that the second friend doesn't do anything except complain about everything while you other friend ends up appologizing and everyone changes there opinion
1. yo joe

2. ya, whats up?

1. dylan was a total asshole at first, until he appologized now he's better, and noah is being what dylan was before, a douchbag guido

2. wow, theres a word for that, it's called The Friendship Paradox

1. ya, i know. we should shun noah

just good friends 

Generally, used as a denial of sexual or romantic intimacy or designs.
Are you two dating?

No. We're just good friends.
just good friends by Honor July 14, 2004

Crackhead best friends 

Two girls named Leanna and Alexis who act high and have one brain cell when together and will most likely die because someone did something stupid
Omg y’all are gonna be those crackhead best friends

chocolate fiend

One who partakes in chocolate to the point of excess.
Nine out of ten women are chocolate fiends, even if they don't admit it.
chocolate fiend by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Kentucky Fried Chicken 

Chicken That Brings People Love....
Mom: Were Getting Kentucky Fried Chicken For Dinner Cj.

Cj: I Love You To Mom.
Kentucky Fried Chicken by Cj1835 November 9, 2009

let's-just-be-friends 

A phrase used mainly to end a relationship. Once this is said, you will most likely never have contact with the other person despite the meaning of what was said.
Girl: I think we should break up, let's-just-be-friends.
Guy: Alright, i'm okay with that.
*2 months later*
Friend: Have you heard from -- lately?
Guy: Dude we haven't talked since we broke up.
Friend: Didn't she say she wanted to stay friends?
Guy: I guess not, no one ever actually means that.