Cumttage cheese

The milky white mixture that results from mixing cum with hand lotion causing it to curdle.

Damn it my cum mixed with the hand lotion again and I have to clean all this cumttage cheese

by TheDr.4527 January 17, 2021

The cheese

The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.

*slams desk* C H E E S E

I the cheesed myself last night.

by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 2, 2022

Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011

wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese

dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010

Cheese Balls

The rancid odor that comes from a mans cock and balls after long periods of not bathing.

Person 1: Ewww Whats that smell?
Person 2: Oh, sorry hon, I've got cheese balls.

by Whatshappining December 29, 2019

Nob cheese

A thick cheddar cheese located on the tip.

Marcus has a stinking foreskin full of nob cheese

by Dosser12£ January 7, 2022

Cheese

Cheese is good, Cheese is great.

A: dude got any cheese?
B: yeah

by heyloisheheheheh January 27, 2022