Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them

OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS

by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 2, 2018

crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

Nut

A food from a tree. Stop looking up Nut you pervs. You know the bible app is free!

The Squirrel ate the nut.

by ThiccRicc November 11, 2019

Gut Nuts

Slang for ovaries.

I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.

by CrimsonKitten October 10, 2023

The Nut Sauce™️

A clip of a Joe Rogan YouTube Poop video where Alex Jones says at 1:08 “The Nut Sauce”

Joe Rogan: Are you saying I’m a homosexual?
Alex Jones: Yes I am
JR: How do you know this is true?
AJ: The Nut Sauce™️

by Gay fart September 26, 2020