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Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.
Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.
by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021
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Brown Hose Kick

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.
by HotAlienTea December 7, 2019
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Brown Ops'

When you sneak up on someone, then choke them out. After words you bang their anus.
Hey my dads coming over today. Don't Brown Ops' him, he just got out of prison.
by Khaosdagger January 27, 2017
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little brown stick

A symbol of strength and unity among friends.
Bro 1: That object right there is a symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 2: Ah yes, a little brown stick.
by Thrympyr November 28, 2020
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chris brown

person1: i wish i was chris brown. person2: wake up chris breezy 😎🛐
by rahhhhhmyg August 27, 2021
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a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work
Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied
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This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
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