Describes someone who frequently spills liquids and takes a while to clean up. May still be in shock of the Oil Spill of 2010 caused by idiotic company British Petroleum, commonly referred to as BP.
The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has
A. Heard of the oil spill
B. Cares at least a little bit
C. Has seen the aftermath
D. Dislikes BP in some form
People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.
The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has
A. Heard of the oil spill
B. Cares at least a little bit
C. Has seen the aftermath
D. Dislikes BP in some form
People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.
Girl #1: Carrying a mug full of soda: Hello everyone! I'm here with my... *drops soda*
Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!
Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!
Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?
Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome
Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water
Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!
Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead
*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair
Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING
Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her
Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!
Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!
Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?
Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome
Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water
Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!
Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead
*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair
Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING
Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her
by ihateurmom July 7, 2010
Get the Post BP Syndrome mug.CGS occurs when fauxhemian parents give their child some kind of peculiar and difficult-to-escape legacy derived from their particular brand of fauxhemianism.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
The most common legacy is a "unique" (bizarre) name, or respelling of a common name, that they are convinced will identify the child as "creative" (pretentious) or "special" (too stupid to spell her own name). Examples of the first include "Dakota Cheyenne", "Iriniel Moonchilde", or anything Elvish or Klingon; examples of the second include "Cymberliy", "Djennifr", and "Padraigh" (unless one or both parents actually are native Irish and/or speak Gaelic).
Other legacies include odd religious traditions (say, Raelianism, or, Invisible Pink Unicorn help us all, Scientology); teaching the child an invented language such as Quenya, Klingon, or Lojban as hir native tongue; and attempting to raise a non-intersex child as an androgyne.
Your name is ... what? How do you pronounce, um, that? How do you even _spell_ that? 'tlhIHuQ miHan'? Oh. Do you mind if I call you 'Dave'?" -- "Mrs. Haney, she's got Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome. We just call her 'Stevie'.
by DancingKali April 28, 2011
Get the Congenital Fauxhemian Syndrome mug.to be unable to control ones body. This can also be present when regarding the arm or arms (see Alien Hand Syndrome).
Ross: Dashton, why did you just nock over all those music stands, chairs, and musical instruments?
Dashton: Sorry, alien body syndrome.
Dashton: Sorry, alien body syndrome.
by Petard the Retard October 13, 2009
Get the Alien Body Syndrome mug.A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.
Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(
by HilSug July 10, 2010
Get the Battered Boss Syndrome mug.When someone (usually a girl) is a hoe and she is possessive over 1 guy or more even though SHES a hoe.
"There go Milan with her Possessive Hoe Syndrome!"
"She always has her hands on somebody's man yet she a hoe."
"She always has her hands on somebody's man yet she a hoe."
by lilshe23 September 9, 2022
Get the Possessive Hoe Syndrome mug.It is a particular type of female that states she likes you and tells you, but then creates unrealistic problems, to avoid anything happening, similar to a 'drama possy'. Also they act as if there lives are really difficult and they live on soap.
Omg, Lisa told me she likes me, but her best mate Eve said I was good looking, even though Eve said she doesn't mind, Lisa wont get with me.
Man, Lisa deffo has Grace syndrome!
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Man, Lisa deffo has Grace syndrome!
reality challenged idiot moron drama queen pms syndrome strange
by fisherman123 October 21, 2011
Get the Grace Syndrome mug."OPS", Original Poster Syndrome. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, stupidity, lack of spelling and grammar, lack of creativity and originality. Common at websites that begin with "My Life Is".
As defined by MLIA commenter pyrotech.
As defined by MLIA commenter pyrotech.
OPS infected MLIA poster: today I realized that when I make the smiley face with the tongue :P I actually stick out my tongue a little bit when I type it. MLIA
Commenter: Man, why does everyone that posts here have Original Poster Syndrome?
Commenter: Who cares, at least we're the sane ones.
Commenter: Man, why does everyone that posts here have Original Poster Syndrome?
Commenter: Who cares, at least we're the sane ones.
by SMFAN500 November 24, 2010
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