perf like jurph

the most perfect person ever

"alec is perf like jurph"
"sweetcheek is so perf like jurph"

by shaybae March 2, 2023

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Like a philosopher in thought

Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive

Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought

by maxxkawa February 20, 2023

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like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011

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like and subscribe 'spider' meme

this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.

a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:

be in your bed tonight

crawl on your face when youre sleeping

crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc

there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia

youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)

me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight

little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!

by AntichamberYellow September 23, 2023

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