Useless Shit

A word posted on UrbanDictionary with the definition "Can mean whatever you want it to mean"

Shirk

Shirk can mean whatever you want it to mean. It works in any situation. I'm a shirking dipshit.

by |< /-\ /\/ 3 P |-| /\ /\/ November 1, 2004

hot shit

A shit so hot that it burns your asshole

often times caused by consumption of spicey foods

Ow my ass burns

by J to the Lee April 3, 2004

shit ears

a person who emits faeces from their ears when they sneeze.

"i tried to hold this sneeze in today. Alas, no use. Smatterings of shit went everywhere. Man am i a shit ears or what?"

by robbie666 August 10, 2006

shit moustache

A shit moustache is the process of wiping ones finger between their sweaty ass cheeks and rubbing quickly and precisly under the moustache area

Before the stupid prick realised i had landed a beauty of a shit moustache right on his chops
mmmmmm finger licking good!!!!!

by Bread stick April 29, 2007

shit hoe

a slut bag whore, who will do anything for you including giving road head and then being dropped off, giving you head in front of others, wanting to hook up with others while giving you head on the side, and performing oral sex and getting nothing in return even though she is completely naked.

I got some road head from that shit hoe while listening to some McFly in my car, then i proceeded to drop her off after i got off.

by L-Dawg March 19, 2004

shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.

"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')

by dr. sausage September 29, 2007

Stupid Shit

One who has currently done or SAID something stupid and/or retarded.

-=EoTt=-Y.O.L.O...Whisper Sweet Nothing In My Ear... says:
i feel bloated..

-=EoTt=-Y.O.L.O...Whisper Sweet Nothing In My Ear... says:
i think im gettin my comma

Me:

You Stupid Shit

by MMP March 28, 2008