banana penis

when ur dick curves because it’s so big
makenzie: carlos how big is ur petter
carlos: my dick curves its so big. i got banana penis
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MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
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Penis

What a 4th Grade girl searches up when they first heard of sex.
Person 1: That’s a fine looking penis...
Person 2: Yeah.....
Person 1: Whats that?.. Is that the head?
Person 2: Yeah......
Person 1: And the BALLS?
Person 2: YEAH.......
Person 1: Looks good huh..........
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PENIS

your mom's lunch. Also male genitalia if your IQ is room temperature.
"damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably
by Busbusgus July 24, 2022
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Penis

The sausage between someones legs. Usually uncooked.
"Oh my, i appear to have a penis sausage"
by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019
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penis

Penis is a body part your ass is on the back and your penis is on the front. The penis is a long strip of skin where cum and pee can come out of. The penis has two ball shaped things under the strip of skin called testicles. these are two balls under a layer of skin. This is a penis it is an awesome body part that refreshes you when you need to go wee weee.
Penis An external male reproductive organ. It contains a tube called the urethra, which carries semen and urine to the outside of the body
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Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan June 2, 2018
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