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Milan, Ohio

(Pronounced "My-lan") A town so small you can walk from one side to the other in 5 minutes. Birthplace of Thomas A. Edison, yes that one, and were featured in an episode of Supernatural. We have a festival every year celebrating melons and Toft's makes watermelon ice cream and cantaloupe sherbet only for this event. Promise it's the best. Also if you are lucky you will see the Peacock.
IT IS PRONOUNCED "MY-LAN" AND ON GOD IF YOU CALL IT "MILL-LAN" YOU WILL GET SHANKED BEHIND THE EDISON HOUSE- Milan, Ohio residents
by OhioGorl February 22, 2022
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I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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Troy, Ohio

A city with a lot of prepubescent teenagers that stand at a round about revving their shitty civics and screaming racial slurs.
Q: Hey! Want to go check out the square in Troy, Ohio?
A: Hell no! If I wanted to hear the N-word all day i’d go to a knights rally!
by FrothyBM March 23, 2023
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Celina, Ohio

A bunch of racist motherfuckers, shit kickers that cry over vape being dead but, they swear they will pull up.
Celina, Ohio is a shitty racist town. Don't think about raising a family here if you are in an interracial relationship. This is a sundown town.
by Celina, Ohio March 26, 2023
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Ravenna, Ohio

An unbelievable amount of felons damn near every four blocks there's a sex offender the courthouse being here means they all gather around it
Person a I just went through Ravenna, ohio
Person b how did you make it out alive
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Gambier, Ohio

A small midwestern town full of ghosts, bored students, and over-excited English professor. No one is entirely sure how they got here.
Where the fuck is Gambier, Ohio?
by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023
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