Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
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Get the Randy's Penis mug.Strength, or fortitude, within the penis region that is then utilized to take the lucky lady to plow town via the ramming. Usually refers to the ultimate air-to-air victory over some Chinaman or Russian pussy, but in this case, it's purely sexual in nature. It's derived from fighter pilot lingo and usually helps to assert dominance in a room full of nonners.
"Marilyn Monroe was the recipient of many a Fortitudinal Penis-ramming from some lucky fighter pilots because she was unable to resist the charisma and musk of such greatness. Especially pilots of the Attack genus."
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Get the unwashed penis mug.when someone's dick is smaller than average. usually 1-3 inches
also means someone is fruity (gay)
also can be called Brigthon Dick
also means someone is fruity (gay)
also can be called Brigthon Dick
Liam: ''She yelled at me telling me I had a Brigthon Penis, I yelled back that I don't have a Brigthon Penis''
Ben: ''You know Mark is a real Brigthon Penis.''
Ben: ''You know Mark is a real Brigthon Penis.''
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Get the Tree Penis mug.when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."
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The male reproductive organ used to urinate and have intercourse with a female. Most animals have a bone called a baculum, also known as the penis bone, but humans lack a baculum, and have a penis fully made of muscle.
Plural:penises
The male reproductive organ used to urinate and have intercourse with a female. Most animals have a bone called a baculum, also known as the penis bone, but humans lack a baculum, and have a penis fully made of muscle.
Plural:penises
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