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by Lord Word god October 8, 2020

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by mark is god March 15, 2024

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by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017

penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018

A Daya of a penis

A small rather pathetic little excuse for a dick

WTF, u have a Daya of a penis.

by Anonymous 5.0 November 14, 2011

Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.

Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.

by Dankali February 23, 2022