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Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.
Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there
by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021
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Nina's formula for getting rid of responsibility

Getting rid of resposibility in case you are the one who has to choose something !

Works in any case. "...I do want if that's what *you* want".

You can use any verb you need.

WARNING: Can be super annoying.
Nina's formula for getting rid of responsibility can be used in following situations...
"Do you want me to come over ?"
"I do, if you want."

"Which pizza should I order for us ?"
"I want the one you want the most."
by Kee27 August 3, 2018
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how to get the n word pass

to get the n word pass a person who is 50%+ black must write a 5000 word essay on the reason why he cant give it to you
white person: hey can i get the n word pass (how to get the n word pass)
black person: *writes essay why the white person cant get it/ get it*
by shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii42069nice January 31, 2021
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get your grown man on

To get busy with your lady i.e. to have sexual intercourse but call it something much more manly.
I'm bout to get my grown man on.

Quit being a faggot and get your grown man on!
by cake-etiquette December 20, 2008
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get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
by NINerd January 17, 2009
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you just tryna get me talkin

has a gf but doesn’t wanna get caught
girl: man i wanna fuvk

boy: you just tryna get me talkin😫
by lemmalemma55 January 20, 2022
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