ass monkey

1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy

2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.

1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah.

2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey

by TheGeniousRock May 11, 2016

ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Dunkin ass

When your ass cheeks droop down to the toilet water

Mom: i have DUNKIN ASS

Kid: NOT AGAIN

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

ranch ass

SLUT. EASY. WHORE.

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?

by SR20VE January 29, 2018

ass in a window

A terrible stinky smell of an unclean ass hanging out of a window for some reason.

Don’t go in there, it smells like ass in a window.

by AJHawkgb50 February 2, 2018

Ass Beeting

To physically insert a beet in to someone's rectum.

Hey, do you want me to give you an Ass Beeting? Sure, Beets already taste like shit anyway.

by MJR1Justin February 8, 2018

iguana ass

A person who has a big round smexy ass

"Hot damn she has an iguana ass!"

by Staroidz February 9, 2018