Pool dick

Popping a bonner in the pool.

Can't get out right now babe, I have pool dick.

by Zippy69 June 9, 2015

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Mihin’s dick

Dick size = 1/0

Mihin’s dick is so hard!
To find

by U383;$ December 5, 2019

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Dick smoker

When people act, say, or do something really gay AND stupif

(A guy does something dumb)

Are you smokin on some dick?!
What type of dick are you smoking?!
Are you a dick smoker?!

by T_Dawg_69 May 9, 2019

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When you have really bad gas from eating so much Mexican food that the mere proximity of your dick to your ass is enough for your farts to contaminate everything in the area. Also known as taqueria twat for females.

Yo did you ever end up suckin Rodneys dick?

Naw girl, we went out to eat that night and that nigga had straight taqueria dick.

by Mada O'bennigan April 10, 2015

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dick tea

The water in the toilet bowl after you touched it with the tip of your penis

I accidentally made dick tea at work. I got weird looks when i tried to clean my dick by the sink.

by Koolguy914 April 17, 2016

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dicking around

Sitting upon ones arse, wasting time.

A free thinking, free spirited form of entertainment.

Time spent unwisely due to the lack of enough intelligence to complete a moderately complicated task.

"I was dicking around all day.."

by tiko October 28, 2003

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