Penis night

The evening when the bois get together to discuss many topics including bodily functions.
Sam are you coming to penis night?
I can’t believe Sam isn’t coming to penis night
by Peevening June 03, 2019
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PENIS NIGHT

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.
Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”
by PENIS NIGHT January 30, 2024
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conrad’s penis

Big as dick. Anytime a girl sees him drop his pants they drop on it. But be careful I could get hurt for how big it is ;). Personally it is amazing it’s like a BBC but white
Omgggg he has a Conrad’s penis! YUMMY!
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my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong
by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025
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homoorectuse penis

Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit
omg you have a homoorectuse penis
by cracker slacker May 10, 2017
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Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep
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Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 06, 2021
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