Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

doing the apple

You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.

Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple

by theguywhoknowsatriceratops February 27, 2024

do it cunt, I dare you.

What you say to call someone out. Usually to fight.

at the pub - come on, do it cunt, I dare you.

by kam75xx April 26, 2024

Do it fluid

Something that motivates you to do something good.

how about you use some of that do it fluid....

by Falcon22:)😂 May 31, 2022

do you want to pop it

Do you want to pop it?

In public areas, like church the man says do you want to pop it? Bellisima that's Italian for upgrade.

by Fractal pi December 22, 2022

ka-do-shitz

A person who may be considered borderline genius with all the skills they have mastered in multiple trades.

I'm calling Tommy to fix this cause he can ka-do-shitz.

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