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Cock And Ball Torture

When you fucking torture the hell out of some guys cock and balls, for example, penis flattening and testicle rupturing
Hey that guy is a criminal he should receive some cock and ball torture.
by genghis swan April 12, 2021
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Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant
by GentlePenguin November 7, 2019
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Alabama Eight Ball

Cramming ones body with copious amounts of energy drinks and candy bars in order to receive a short boost of energy, just to crash in the end.
In order for Remus to make it to the squirrel festival in time, he consumed an Alabama eight ball so he could drive straight through the night.
by Franks Red Hot April 14, 2014
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Yank the ball and chain

To masturbate, the ball refers to the male testicles and chain refers to the actual penis
Man I'm so horny, time to yank the ball and chain

I'm so sore, I spent all day yanking the ball and chain
by LD;) October 10, 2017
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Zercon my balls

A term used for when mr.zercon appears in a discord chat sometimes it just happens at random. It is deprived from the "sigma" joke part of a phase sound random but with more wording makes a sex joke about applying action to the male testicles
*mr.zercon joins the VC
Everyone:Zercon my balls
by Mr mopper December 26, 2019
mugGet the Zercon my ballsmug.

old balls club

An older (50+) wealthy man, worth dating
I saw this hot older guy, totally looks like he could be part of the OBC ... The "Old balls club"
by Mel_007 June 9, 2017
mugGet the old balls clubmug.

Cock & Ball Torture

A phrase used in any scenario in which fun is related.
-Alejandro: Was the park fun babe?
-Guillermo: Yeah! It was some real Cock & Ball Torture
by Avrg_Dick_Baby March 3, 2023
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