Molex Monkey 

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."

"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."

Molex Monkey by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012

Zebra monkey 

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra

-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo

Zebra monkey by Mike-pap May 21, 2013

kitchen monkey 

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.

A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.

kitchen monkey by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013

Door Monkey 

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.

We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.

Door Monkey by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013

clay monkey 

A racial slur used to defined a native american.

Look at that fucking drunk clay monkey.

clay monkey by Alexander jo December 6, 2013

Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

Braid Monkey by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

dirty monkey jerk 

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

dirty monkey jerk by USDrumer June 25, 2014