Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time

Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel

by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 27, 2024

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010

time liar

someone that lies about what time it is to suit their motives

Time Liar: it's 11:15, we're going to be late!

(It's 11:07)

Innocent victim: You're a time liar!

by icedagger17 January 11, 2020

IT'S VELOCIRAPTOR TIME!

When velociraptor's come back to life and start to bust a move (Also known as doing a very silly dance)

OH YEAH! WOOHOO IT'S VELOCIRAPTOR TIME! *velociraptor's start busting a move* (Also known as doing a very silly dance)

by burrito with polonium, yummyyy January 30, 2025

Bornos Time

That short period of time when ur in ur robe after a shower in the midst of your life completely falling apart.

Dang this calls for some bornos time.

by Tohighfkt August 2, 2020